Saturday, March 31, 2007

Harry Potter Book Titles We'd Like To See


Upon reflection with my friends Michael and Liesl Downey that the last Harry Potter book ("Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows") has a rather disappointing name:

Harry Potter and the Apocalypse

Harry Potter and the Bearded Lizard.... Dragon

Harry Potter and the Tumbly Wumbly Snazzleberry

Harry Potter and Boobs

Harry Potter BOOZE!

Harry Potter and the Itemized Deduction Form 7-B

Harry Potter and a Pound of Bacon

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction

Harry Potter and a Cobra Wrapped Around a Budweiser

Harry Potter and the Lost Luggage

Harry Potter and the Plan of Salvation

Harry Potter on a Hot Tin Roof

Harry Potter and the Missing Prostate

Harry Potter Go To Space!

Harry Potter and the Cat

Harry Potter and the World AIDS Crisis

2 comments:

Benjamin M. Phelan said...

Harry Potter and the You'll Buy This Book No Matter What We Call It

Stargirl said...

I like:
Harry Potter goes to Space
Harry Potter, Boobs and Beyond!
Harry Potter goes to Washington
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley on a Hot Tin Roof
Harry Potter runs for President
Harry Potter and Syphillis (I cant spell...)
Harry Potter and the pre-nuptial pregnancy
But seriously, my favourite one was DEFINITELY
Harry Potter and the Plan of Salvation!
Seriously. Genius.
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