Deranged = Upset, Disturbed, Insane. :
Rambling = To speak or write at length and with many digressions. :
Deranged Rambling = A mostly defunct product of the mind of a 30-something year old American man living in a material world.
I always knew I'd be back one day, blog. I know I've been unfaithful to you, spending my time and energy on whatever mindless pursuits came my way, but deep down I knew that you were the only love for me. And so here I am. Begging you to take me back.
I promise to post on you more often. I promise to make those posts interesting, passionate, relevant. I promise to make you readable again.
Can you forgive me? I can't live without you, blog. Take me back, baby.