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If you're in Utah, and it feels a little colder this evening than usual, there's a reason.

I'm coming back. I'm home from tomorrow until the 7th of January. If anybody reading this is in the Provo/Orem area this Christmas, give me a ring!

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connie said…
the party can start!
12/18/2007 6:21 PM
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